just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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