In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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