at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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