her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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