Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
