girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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