Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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