Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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