i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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