i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Operation Purity has been aborted
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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