Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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