I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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