16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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