everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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