if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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