I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You did what with his pubic hair?
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