It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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