There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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