Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Kiss
Puke
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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