Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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