I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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