I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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