every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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