chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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