but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Floor bacon is actually really good
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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