Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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