I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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