Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
