I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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