office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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