Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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