Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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