i may or may not be watching the land before time
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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