Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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