she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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