He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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