She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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