Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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