Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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