hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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