also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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