Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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