I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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