About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We named our party play list daddy issues
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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