i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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