bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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