His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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