I want to stick my p in your. b.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
