This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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