I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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