I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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