Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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