I think my vagina is haunted
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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